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ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.

FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

Dirty Wash

A young couple moves into a new neighborhood.

The next morning, while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees the neighbor hang up the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean", she said. "She doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs another laundry soap."

The husband looked on, but remained silent. Every time her neighbor would hang out the wash, the young woman would make the same comment. About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband, "Look! she has learned how to wash correctly. I wonder who taught her this?"

Her husband said, "I got up early this morning and washed the windows."

And so it is with life: What we see while watching others, depends on the purity of the window through which we look through.

Two things to a good life.
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>>>1) Two Things to remember -- God, Parents
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>>>2) Two Things to Love -- Humanity, Country
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>>>3) Two Things to be -- Humble, Generous
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>>>4) Two Things to think about -- Life, Future
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>>>5) Two Things to Keep Off -- Sloth, Sensuality
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>>>6) Two Things to Control -- Tongue, Temper
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>>>7) Two Things to Consult -- Heart, Mind
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>>>8) Two Things to be Pure in -- Thought, Action
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>>>9) Two Things to Aspire -- Health, Wealth
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>>>10) Two Things to Proclaim -- Liberty, Fraternity
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>>>11) Two Things to live for -- Duty, Devotion
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>>>12) Two Things to die for -- Honour, Truth

The traffic officer stopped the woman. "Here's my driver's license and picture," she said.

"You know something," replied the policeman. "This is one of the finest, most realistic pictures I've ever seen. I'm glad to see you aren't one of those vain women who have the photos retouched to remove all the lines in their face."

"Sir," she replied, "you are looking at my thumb print."

Dear God,
in this year please send
clothes for all those
poor ladies in Daddy's computer...... Amen !!!