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We have 3 stages of life……….. 

Teen age: 

Have Time + Energy …but No Money 

Working Age: 

Have Money + Energy …but No Time 

Old age: 

Have Time + Money …but no Energy

 THEN...... Try to ENJOY EVERY SECOND IN YOUR LIFE.....

I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago.
 
 While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.
 
 I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.
 
 Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor."
 
 "Yes?"
 
 "I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, and I'm waiting for a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say "Hi Tom?"
 
 "Sure."
 
 I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.
 
 About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business.
 
 A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It Was Bill Gates. "Hi, Tom," he said.
 
 I replied, "Shut up, Bill, I'm in a meeting."

Until recently I never fully understood how to tell the difference between male and female birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically.

Now that I have discovered the secret to telling which is which, I thought I would share it with you.

Below is a link to a picture of two seagulls. Study them closely… See if you can spot which of the two is the female. You will be amazed at how easy it is to distinguish between the two sexes. It can be done. Even by one with limited bird watching skills.

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