25 tips for a healthy heart

25 tips for a healthy heart

25 tips for healthy heart

Average: 9.5 (2 votes)

A 20-year-old model photographed as if she were 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, and 60 years old

A series of pictures with the same model in different ages, everything done with amazing make-up and lighting:

20 years old

Average: 9.6 (8 votes)

Few Definitions......

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the

Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Average: 8 (1 vote)

saxophone lessons

Two explorers, camped in the heart of the African jungle, were discussing their expedition. "I came here," said one, "because the urge to travel was in my blood. City life bored me, and the smell of exhaust fumes on the highways made me sick. I wanted to see the sunrise over new horizons and hear the flutter of birds that never had been seen by man. I wanted to leave my footprints on sand unmarked before I came. In short, I wanted to see nature in the raw. What about you?" "I came," the second man replied, "because my son was taking saxophone lessons."

Average: 10 (1 vote)

so much hair?

A little boy was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.

"Mommy, mommy, why doesn't daddy have very many hairs on his head?" he asked his mother.

"He thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with such a diplomatic explanation for her husband's baldness.

Or she was until her son thought for a second and asked, "So, why do you have so much hair?"

Average: 10 (1 vote)
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