Below 'C' level

Father: Well, son, how are your marks?

Son: Under water.

Father: What do you mean

Son: Below 'C' level.

An Italian, French and Iranian in an interview

An Italian, French and Iranian went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose sentences in English with three main words: green,pink and yellow... The Italian was first: 'I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself,I hope it will be a pink day...' The French was next: ' I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV... Last was the Iranian, 'I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone 'green green', I 'pink' up the phone and I say 'Yellow'.

Average: 10 (1 vote)

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

Average: 10 (1 vote)

Thanks God

I am thankful for…

I am thankful for the husband who snores all night, because that means he is healthy and alive at home asleep with me

I am thankful for my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes, because that means she is at home not on the street

I am thankful for the taxes that I pay, because it means that I am employed.

Average: 10 (1 vote)

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