An Italian, French and Iranian went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose sentences in English with three main words: green,pink and yellow... The Italian was first: 'I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself,I hope it will be a pink day...' The French was next: ' I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV... Last was the Iranian, 'I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone 'green green', I 'pink' up the phone and I say 'Yellow'.