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Two things to a good life

Posted Mon, 05/18/2009 - 01:06 by jafar

Two things to a good life.
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>>>1) Two Things to remember -- God, Parents
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>>>2) Two Things to Love -- Humanity, Country
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>>>3) Two Things to be -- Humble, Generous
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>>>4) Two Things to think about -- Life, Future
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>>>5) Two Things to Keep Off -- Sloth, Sensuality
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>>>6) Two Things to Control -- Tongue, Temper
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>>>7) Two Things to Consult -- Heart, Mind
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>>>8) Two Things to be Pure in -- Thought, Action
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>>>9) Two Things to Aspire -- Health, Wealth
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>>>10) Two Things to Proclaim -- Liberty, Fraternity
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>>>11) Two Things to live for -- Duty, Devotion
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>>>12) Two Things to die for -- Honour, Truth

Average: 10 (1 vote)

traffic officer

Posted Mon, 05/18/2009 - 00:57 by jafar

The traffic officer stopped the woman. "Here's my driver's license and picture," she said.

"You know something," replied the policeman. "This is one of the finest, most realistic pictures I've ever seen. I'm glad to see you aren't one of those vain women who have the photos retouched to remove all the lines in their face."

"Sir," she replied, "you are looking at my thumb print."

Average: 7 (2 votes)

A little girl's prayer

Posted Sun, 05/17/2009 - 23:18 by jafar

A little girl's prayer

Dear God,
in this year please send
clothes for all those
poor ladies in Daddy's computer...... Amen !!!

Average: 10 (1 vote)

Happy Teacher's Day

Posted Mon, 05/04/2009 - 23:22 by jafar

On the 6th day, God created men and women.

On the 7th day, he rested. Not so much to recuperate, but rather to prepare himself for the work he was going to do the next day. For it was on the 8th day that God created the teacher.

This teacher though, taken from among men and women had several significant modifications. In general, God made the teacher more durable than other men and women.

The teacher was made to arise at a very early hour and to go to bed no earlier than 11:30 PM. with no rest in between. The teacher had to be able to withstand being locked up in an air- tight room with 35 little monsters on a rainy Monday. And the teacher had to be fit to correct 103 term papers over Easter vacation.

Yes, God made the teacher tough - but gentle too. The teacher was equipped with soft hands to wipe away the tears of the neglected and lonely student... of the 16 year old girl who was not asked to the prom.

Law of the Garbage Truck

Posted Mon, 03/09/2009 - 20:06 by jafar

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches!

The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly. So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!'
This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, "The Law of the Garbage Truck.'

Average: 10 (2 votes)
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